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Drake? Hotline Bling? Don’t be ridiculous! There’s only one hotline you need to call and it’s been set up by everyone’s favourite psychedelic Texan keyboard-botherer Neon Indian.

A new short clip is making all your dreams come true, as you can now call Alan Palomo and Allan DeBarge – the perfect boyfriends – right now! Leave a message on the hotline’s voicemail and they’ll be sure to call you right back (on their personal numbers no less). They even share all your interests, assuming you’ve actually seen the same movies that Alan and Allan have.

And remember, these aren’t just personal calls, they’re now available in loud!

Okay, we’re pretty sure after calling the hotline a few times that Alan and Allan aren’t calling back (must be because of international rates, they’re not cheap). So instead here’s some actual music from Neon Indian, taken from his recently released album VEGA INTL. Night School: